Top Ten Marketing Slogans for Danny’s $1000 a Kid Plan:
(In the tradition of newfinland.blogspot.com)
10. A Penny for your thoughts, and up to $1000 depending on how far you'll go.
9. A picture is worth 1000 bucks (with birth certificate)
8. Stud fees $500 payable in nine months
7. Let's get in started - let's get it started in here!
6. More Bang for your Buck.
5. My last kid wasn't worth a shit!
4. Danny Bucks - Redeemable at Toys R Us
3. New Conservative Campaign Slogan: PC - PLEASE CONCEIVE
2. New pickup line: I'll see your $1000 and raise you THIS!
1. More bread in the oven, more dough in your hands.