Monday, July 05, 2010

Gail Shea is a Paper Tiger

DFO gives up on Newfoundland and Labrador, they abandon fisheries research and waits for us to die.

When we take the reigns and decide to do it ourselves DFO minister Gail Shea says she welcomes Newfoundland and Labrador doing it's own Fisheries research providing we get her permission.  What is it called when a person does none of the work but demands to have final say?  I am not sure if DFO imagines itself to be our masters or our pimps.

It's like hiring a painter to paint your house, they prime the walls and leave, 61 years later they come back to demand a say in the colour.

All Gail Shea has to offer is a rubber stamp.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

No Shrimp Worries for the Big Apple

After the ordeal with Crab everyone is saying - "Wait until we talk shrimp!" but The New York Times says there are lots of Shrimp and good pricing?!  Why are we sitting with clenched butt cheeks over the upcoming season? 

Bay Roberts Worse Place to Live in Canada?

According to MoneySense - Bay Roberts is the worse place to live in Canada?! Anyone who has overlooked the bay from their marvelous pavilion would likely differ!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Bishop's Falls makes top 5! Hockeyville 2010

Thanks to the overwhelming support of Newfoundlanders and Labradorians everywhere Bishop's Falls has made it to the top five of Hockeyville 2010.  That comes with a nice little monetary prize which the arena in Bishop's can certainly use.

Don't give up yet!  We have a chance to make hockeyville history and finally bring the show to Newfoundland and Labrador!
1-866-533-8066 01 (plus a two digit confirmation code when prompted)

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Bishop's Falls IS Hockeyville

Please give us a few votes to bring Hockeyville to the home of the mighty Exploits and some of the most passionate hockey fans on the planet Bishop's Falls.

1-866-533-8066 02 (plus a two digit confirmation code when prompted)

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Miss Newfoundland and Labrador - Courage

There are two sides to the seal hunt issue, sure, but the faceless cowards that use hateful actions and language; attacking this spirited girl, need to look inside themselves.

Through it all Miss NL has been tremendously couragous, realistic and steadfast.

A clip from The National:

Friday, January 29, 2010

UFO! No You F.O.!

Ed Hollett who calls himself a humble e-scribber appears on the NTV Pre-news as Newfoundland and Labrador's UFO expert.  Wow! I would not have guessed that UFO researcher was on his CV.  Maybe he is right, maybe the south coast UFO is just a plane.  I ran it by my own staff of experts here at NewfoundlandinCanada.  Here is what they discovered.  First off an enhancement of the original image shows three distinct lines of light and dark (a fusilage and two wings) as well as two distinct vapour trails (from the wings).  My expert Dr. Shagov concludes Mr. Hollett may be correct that this is indeed simply a commerical plane.

I had to dig further, as is my nature.  I had Dr. Shagov enhance the photo to the greatest possible enhancement (CSI would envy the talent I have here).  What she found was even more surprising than Mr. Hollett's epiphany...

Why the secrecy?  This is in fact a PeTA plane! Sent from New York for the PM's visit to St. John's.  PeTA was reluctant to give details as to the cargo but an insider informs NewfoundlandinCanada it is in fact a load of Tofu Pies and Wingnuts from New York.  The delivery obviously had to be expedited because tofu pies that are past their freshness starts to smell like puffin farts, and like the delicate orchid, wingnuts do not keep well in captivity.

So there is is, nuff said about the Harbour Mille Missle.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Nuff Said

"Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of words required to explain anything"
William of Ockham (1285-1349)

"Be brief"
BornNBred 2010

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Just Like the Good Old Days

Protests at the Colonial Building in St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador. Harper has the great luxury of deciding if and when he wants to work. Who is his boss anyway?

Friday, January 22, 2010

Prorogue-ie Anyone?

The will be a protest Jan 23 in front of the Colonial Building to protest the fact that the prime minister of the country we find ourselves a part of decides if and when he wants to go to work

Colonial Building
St. John's, NL
1pm Jan 23, 2010

Speakers, Mary Walsh, Pete Soucy, Lana Payne