Friday, January 29, 2010

UFO! No You F.O.!

Ed Hollett who calls himself a humble e-scribber appears on the NTV Pre-news as Newfoundland and Labrador's UFO expert.  Wow! I would not have guessed that UFO researcher was on his CV.  Maybe he is right, maybe the south coast UFO is just a plane.  I ran it by my own staff of experts here at NewfoundlandinCanada.  Here is what they discovered.  First off an enhancement of the original image shows three distinct lines of light and dark (a fusilage and two wings) as well as two distinct vapour trails (from the wings).  My expert Dr. Shagov concludes Mr. Hollett may be correct that this is indeed simply a commerical plane.

I had to dig further, as is my nature.  I had Dr. Shagov enhance the photo to the greatest possible enhancement (CSI would envy the talent I have here).  What she found was even more surprising than Mr. Hollett's epiphany...

Why the secrecy?  This is in fact a PeTA plane! Sent from New York for the PM's visit to St. John's.  PeTA was reluctant to give details as to the cargo but an insider informs NewfoundlandinCanada it is in fact a load of Tofu Pies and Wingnuts from New York.  The delivery obviously had to be expedited because tofu pies that are past their freshness starts to smell like puffin farts, and like the delicate orchid, wingnuts do not keep well in captivity.

So there is is, nuff said about the Harbour Mille Missle.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Nuff Said

"Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of words required to explain anything"
William of Ockham (1285-1349)

"Be brief"
BornNBred 2010

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Just Like the Good Old Days

Protests at the Colonial Building in St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador. Harper has the great luxury of deciding if and when he wants to work. Who is his boss anyway?

Friday, January 22, 2010

Prorogue-ie Anyone?

The will be a protest Jan 23 in front of the Colonial Building to protest the fact that the prime minister of the country we find ourselves a part of decides if and when he wants to go to work

Colonial Building
St. John's, NL
1pm Jan 23, 2010

Speakers, Mary Walsh, Pete Soucy, Lana Payne

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Help Haiti - Quick and Easy

Texting the word HAITI to 45678 from any Rogers Wireless or Bell Mobility phone donates $5.

See the Salvation Army site here for this initiative