Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I Spy with my Little Eye, Something that is Blue

Consequences of Last Night's Election:

* Giant novelty cheques for expectant mothers.

* Giant electrical outlet for Red Bay. Giant extension cord for St. Anthony.

* Fiber Optic fed for everyone!

* Have Status in two years – Canada seeks new scapegoat.

* Out-port Newfoundland and Labrador now called “cottage country”

* One step closer to Danny acquiring The Bomb. Steven Harper is spied at Home Depot buying new locks, batteries and candles.

* Opposition meets at Tim Horton’s.

* New NDP Slogan: "From Nun to One"

* New Tory Slogan: "Four Seats to a Dictatorship"

* New Liberal Slogan: "F%$K ya we tried!"

* In Gambo: “Joey’s Lookout” to be renamed “Joey, Look out!”

* Seeking funds, the Liberal Party of Newfoundland and Labrador changes its name to “Pepsi, The Choice of a New Generation Party of Newfoundland and Labrador”


NL-ExPatriate said...

LOL now those are funny. But nothing has changed we are still $11,000,000,000.00 BILLION dollars in debt.

The feds still control our fishery and are letting the 40% of our continental shelf which lies outside the arbitrary 200 mile limit be raped and pillaged while our cottage country goes without opportunity.

Table Mountains said...

opposition meets at tim hortons? hic,they can car pool and go through the drive through now.

BNB said...

They would probably just need a good sized quad with a B.Bucket seat on the back :)

touton said...

From Nun to one. I love it. You better lay off the Liberal opposition though. You don't want to get them too upset or they might form a gang and swarm you. Oh that's right, they can't can they?

touton said...


BNB, I think you missed a good one. I live near the airport and just saw a big red plane going out. I have no evidence but I suspect it was all the out of work Liberals heading off to fort Mac.

touton said...

Sorry, scratch my last comment. I just saw the plane turn around and head back to the airport. I guess the pilot got word not to bring them up there.


All kidding aside, has anyone considered that Danny may actually want to keep the feud going with Ottawa even though he knows, as David Cochrane just said, that if Harper is elected the relationship with NL will be nothing but scorched earth?

Maybe he's sowing the seeds for building support on seperation. Nobody knows what lurks in the hearts of men.

BNB said...

Interesting thought touton. Danny is definately giving that kind of vibe. I always say we should at least start thinking like a country. Being a blip on the radar of Canada doesn't serve us too well. That's not a issue unique to Newfoundland and Labrador either. Of course in Canada's history we are the adopted foreigner.